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The following lists are not in any way exhaustive and can be added to and taken away from whenever the mood strikes me… Yes, I’m fickle like that.

Things I like (in no particular order)…
The sun on my face – Snuggling – My friends – My Family – My cats – Books – Loyalty – Snow – Food – Being in good company – Blockbusters – Singing in the shower – Sunrises – Honesty – People watching – Travelling – Sex – Being spontaneous – Smoking – Watching crap TV – Watching good TV – Comics – Cups of strong sweet tea – The smell of cut grass – Cream cakes – Trashy pop – Fidelity – Listening – Talking – Crying – Laughing – Being alone – Smiley eyes – Full lips – Honesty – Independence – Painting – Gadgets – Horror films – Theatre – My tattoo – Taking photos – Spending money – Writing – Being an art therapist – Being a teacher – Spring – Summer – Autumn

Things I DON’T like (in no particular order)…
Brussel sprouts – Liars – Being taken for granted – Ignorance – Liver & kidneys – Cheats – People who leave gum on bus/train seats – People who drop litter – Being late – Being messy – Rain – People who don’t clean up after their dogs – Being broke – Users – Bare trees – Sand – Being woken up – Scroungers – Weak tea – People who don’t say ‘please’ & ‘thank you’ – Being put on a pedestal – Racism – Injustice – Monday mornings – Loud children – January through to April – Being alone – Bullshitters – When my laptop fucks up – Being way too sensitive for my own good – Slow internet connections – Old ladies with trolleys on buses – Filling in application forms – Winter

If for some strange reason you’d like to get in touch you can reach me at…

thelandofozzie@gmail.com